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Item H

oldkingriff — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:05:04 +0000

Item H: Kaffe Pulp
Top experimental novelist Helena Gaff pulls out all the stops in this, the first of an endless series of Kaffe blockbusters, that posit our Kaffe in a dizzying series of parallel worlds. Hopping through realities and a variety of top hole occupations with the aid of a magic belt she stole off a mad old shaman called Snodgekinson, Kaffe leaves no doubt that she is a woman in total control. €12,789

Item E

oldkingriff — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:03:27 +0000

Item E: More Kaffe Comix
The Queen Wasp of Improv is back! Keep up with her hilarious antics as she solves the hair raising mystery of the exploding laptop.
Story by Kaffe Matthews. Inked and drawn by Sandra Alves and Thomas Knoll. €374 plus tax

Item D

oldkingriff — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:02:18 +0000

Item D: Kaffe Comix
Follow the hilarious and hair raising antics of cartoon Kaffe in a world very much like our own. Text by Kaffe Matthews. Drawn and inked by top drawer Salvage Pencil. Various issues all @ €288

Item C

oldkingriff — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:01:16 +0000

Item C: Kaffe Book
Prices: Hard cover (Sheet Metal) €3,629
Soft cover (Moccasin Snake Skin) €1,168

Kaffe discusses life, the internet, everything with a variety of celebs both living and dead.

With a frontispiece by Dr. Cecila Wee FRCS. RPh. NTSC. DEA. (habil.) DSSS

Item B

oldkingriff — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 22:00:01 +0000

Item B: Kaffe’s lingerie – exclusive range for Shitless Animals.
Prices: Women’s €4,016 – Men’s €91,233
Made from homespun Semtex, luxurious Draylon and real shitless animal’s hair.

Item A

oldkingriff — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:58:51 +0000

Item A: Kaffe T-shirt.
Prices: Women’s €297.77 – Men’s €972.33
Available in Borg Black or Kaffe Grey